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GREAT DAY!

Andy always makes our days great

R.I.P. MUSIC TELEVISION ASSOCIATION

Not that we didn't already know Mtv no longer stands for music videos, Mtv made it official this week by removing "Music Television Association" from their name. For those of us that grew up with this amazing channel, here is a little something down memory lane.



By Frances Romero -- Time Magazine

The first video the network ever aired was pretty meta — fittingly so, considering all the Gen-X viewers it inspired. "Video Killed the Radio Star," by British synthpop group The Buggles, aired on August 1, 1981 — the official debut date of Music Television. True to its word, MTV then proceeded to kill the radio star. Some 20 years later, once it mostly stopped playing music videos, it would pretty much kill the video star too. At least we still have Snooki.

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TOOOO FUNNY!

This is the YouTube Doubler Beta Mash Up Handler!

How many hours of endless fun we can have with this!! Thanks jeffie for sharing :)

SUICIDAL CHIHUAHUA

A chihuahua with a death wish ran down a Brooklyn pier and dove into the frigid East River on New Year's Eve, only to be rescued by a vigilant member of the NYPD Harbor Patrol, according to 1010WINS. The brown and tan pooch hurled itself off the 62nd Street Pier on the border of Sunset Park and Bay Ridge on New Year's Eve, but an officer spotted the dog and fished him out.

The dog did not have an identification collar, but according to Suzanne Driscoll — who has been caring for the animal since the rescue — it appears to have been pampered by its previous owners. "Whoever this dog belongs to, spoiled this dog," she said. "He didn't want canned food, he wanted people food." The station reports that because the owners have not yet come forward, Driscoll has given the dog to the Forgotten Friends of Long Island, an animal rescue group. Anyone interested in adopting the canine — which a veterinarian has deemed healthy despite a few scrapes around the eye and one under the legs — can contact info@forgottenfriendsoflongisland.org.

photo by Suzanne Driscoll

By Ben Muessig in News on January 5, 2010 5:16 PM

WHERE'S THE LOVE JARED?

Why don't you appreciate my brief regression to teenybopper years and accept my Friend Request on Facebook?

Where's the love Jared? Where's the love?

WEIRD SCIENCE OF WORK-OUTS

So this week I officially started back on my workouts. I will be officially diciplined so I can officially be back to my super-toned self. However I have noticed how I am way hungrier and way sleepier than usual.

But isn't eating too much and sleeping too much what gets us fat in the first place???

ENTERTAINTMENT FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY

DOGVILLE COMEDIES

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

From 1929 to 1931, the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer motion picture studio produced a series of short comedy films called All Barkie Dogville Comedies. The actors in these films were trained dogs, dressed up to parody the performers in contemporary films. The dogs' dialogue in these early sound films was dubbed by actors and voice artists including Pete Smith.

The films were directed by Zion Myers and conceived and co-directed by Jules White. Both Myers and White later worked on The Three Stooges comedies.

The series is somewhat controversial due to methods alleged to have been used to get the dogs to pose and to appear to "talk".

Queenie in Trouble




A Dog Milking a Goat





The Big Doghouse





So Quiet on the Canine Front





Thanks Belinda for introducing me to the most awesometastic videos ever!!

WHY?

Do people enter the freeway at 40 mph???? Are they homicidal and suicidal???

FUN CASTING VIDEOS

Thanks to my friend Leo, who lately has been doing nothing but sending strange casting videos to me. Sit back and enjoy:

Shooting Casting for Xbox





William Ma



Yes, how can you do this to me William?



Casting Kung-Fu



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HEART ATTACK

Hollywood is trying to give me a heart attack this week, by releasing a movie with both Johnny Depp and Christian Bale. I don't care about the reviews. You know my eyes will be getting all the visual stimulation needed with those two.

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME IN VIETNAMESE

ADVERTISING HURTS

Even dogs. Bark about effective advertising.

INTERNATIONAL POLITICAL INCORRECTNESS

My friend found this and took a picture while on a shoot in Mexico.

Translation: Milk "Little Black Person". Chocolate flavored.

So what race/ethnic group did they use for strawberry flavored milk?