SEX IN THE DARK

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the ey es and says calmly:

'I'll explain the toy. . You explain the kids.'

ADVERTISING HURTS

Even dogs. Bark about effective advertising.

LITTLE VENEZUELAN FLAVOR FOR YOUR TUESDAY

Thanks to DJ Sun for sending me this. Oscar De Leon is not only one of salsa music's icons and most beautiful voices, he's also a fellow Venezuelan. And his live performances are amazing (from personal experience). Hope you enjoy!

By the way, Oscar is the guy singing and playing the bass. It's his signature.

FUNNY TWITTER

Pretty funny and creative. If you Twitter follow this person :)

http://twitter.com/TheMime

I'VE BEEN HORRIBLE

At updating my blog. Sorry :(.

Soon!